"I'll publish, right or wrong / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song." — Lord Byron
Unemployed after five years of hard work as our first woman President, Mrs. Pratibha Patil has decided to form the first-ever musical band of politicians. The band members were selected on the basis...
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An essay competition had to be called off when it turned out that almost all of the entries were the same, or rather, copied from the same source. The irony? The topic of the essay was: “Creative...
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When a 10 year old Kaushal gave Rahul Gandhi a newspaper for free on 25th April since he didn’t have change for the 1000 rupee note, little did he know that it was Rahul Baba’s pocket...
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While the country’s mothers get pampered with Mother’s Day gifts and coupons from their beloved sons and daughters, here’s one note of confession that would make any mother proud. Ankit and...
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The height of insanity was exemplified by Vishal Gupta, a resident of Gurgaon, when he tried to imitate a Red Bull ad and attempted to fly. Vishal was apparently inspired by a Red Bull advertisement...
Full Story by HarshDahiya"I don't make jokes. I just watch the Government and report the facts." — Will Rogers
Here comes the latest issue of the Time magazine. Gracing its cover page is a photograph of Rahul Gandhi, the Prince of Nehru–Gandhi dynasty. Mr. Gandhi, following his recent swearing in as the Vice President of the Congress, has been dubbed “The Over-Achiever” by the magazine. The magazine describes Rahul as a young, dynamic and a down-to-earth leader who has the potential to make...
In a notification issued today by the (Godly) Government of India, the Bharat Ratna will now be awarded to “any person for exceptional performance of the highest order in any field of human endeavour that praises the government’s policies”. This new notification means that India’s...
Strangely enough for a nation of 1.2 billion, and an almost equal number of prevalent problems, we are preoccupied with a problem which does not even exist—and would anyway be solved when the time arrives; the problem being: “Who will be the king post-2014,...
Narendra Modi made his hallmark speech this week at SRCC—a speech which filled many people with extreme emotions running in both directions. However, while most people would convince you that the speech was filled with hope and aspirations, we have reasons to believe...
A popular Bollywood director has apparently taken up the daring job of working on a commercial “masala” movie that will surprisingly have (wait for it) not a single item song. He confirmed this yesterday: “Though this film’s purpose will be to entertain, it will have a coherent and intelligible plotline, and will employ no item songs....
Shopkeepers across the nation have been left dumbfounded this Valentine’s season. Never before in the history of this day has such a phenomenon been noted: an increasing demand for Rakhis by girls all over the country. There have...
Two suicides were reported in Thane last night. A young couple, Kishore (20) and Sheela (19) (names changed), were found dead in a hotel room. Investigations are on, but the local police station have confirmed the deaths as suicides. When...
After being regularly stuck in traffic for hours, days and even months, some bright Delhiites have come up with a solution. They have decided to use gliders for commuting to workplace. Though an innovative idea, it backfired severely when...
An essay competition had to be called off when it turned out that almost all of the entries were the same, or rather, copied from the same source. The irony? The topic of the essay was: “Creative...
It was not long ago when social activist Anna Hazare launched a crusade against corruption and the corrupt establishment. The nation followed suit and without any delay, I decided to jump into the bandwagon...
The advancement in technology and education has only led to “smarter people who don’t wish to give birth to girls”. In this era of modernity, the trend that used to caricature women as the holder...
I pondered and pondered hard on the Kashmir conflict, till my brain virtually started squirming under the heavily bearded and bespectacled faces of terror, Birkin Bags and Jimmy Choo stilettos of “peacemakers”,...
There are always a few social network celebrities in all our friend lists whose updates simply refuse to disappear from our news feed. You are forced to know everything about them, be it when they woke...
Recently Congress leader Beni Prasad called Mulayam Singh Yadav a dacoit. He accused him of supporting UPA “in return of commissions”, of being a goonda, and what not. Our leaders were quick...
Another week of blunders, not just by the usual suspects Sushil Kumar Shinde (link) and the UPA government, but also by the supposedly infallible Supreme Court who was party to this particular Italian...
Have you ever wondered what would have happened if there were no advertisements during the breaks while you were watching your movies on your television sets? What if there weren’t any 2-minute Maggi...