Tiger Woods: I do hereby solemnly resolve that I will always have a driver when I am two-timing. I suggest this to others as well.
Sonia Gandhi: India is not a birthday cake.
Mahendra Singh Dhoni:  I do hereby solemnly resolve that I won’t discuss too much with teammates when its too late.
Akshay Kumar: I do hereby solemnly resolve that in 2010, I won’t sign films for higher prices, because it appears pay hikes can give bigger flops. I won’t act in “Blue” films, “Chinese” films, “Kambakkht films”, and “10*10 bakwaas” films.
Salman Khan: Next year Katrina is doing films only with me.. everyone’s enjoying except me!
Warner Bros: Lets go back & never do films with Akshay Kumar.
Amitabh Bachchan: I do hereby solemnly resolve to act as a four-year-old in a movie called “Baa-baa-Black-Sheep” (huh, the words sound so much like Paaaaaaa).
Shashi Tharoor: As you tweet, so shall you reap. I do hereby solemnly resolve that I will go to “mere aakaa” Mr S M Krishna first, before tweeting. I will seek his permission, come what may, even if I have to tweet about going to the toilet. I do hereby solemnly hope that he will be too pissed off very soon; and will permit me to tweet what I want.
Lalu Prasad Yadav: I do hereby solemnly realise that Madams are more powerful, and so are the Indian voters.
Silvio Berlusconi: I do hereby solemnly resolve that I will hold a reality show in 2010, to select from Playboy girls, my next Cabinet of Ministers.