Monday: Every time you touch your face, you will gain 10 pounds of weight.
Tuesday: Four IPL cheerleaders will come to your house. The place for the appointment has been planned by the stars inside your TV set.
Wednesday: You will be typing an important document for your boss. You depend solely on MS Word for spellings. But today, MS Word will not check your spelling, and the document will end up full of spelling mistakes.
Thursday: All your friends will throw eggs at your face.
Friday: You will take a pair of scissors and cut off your nose. Blame your best friend for best results.
Saturday: You will go bald.
Sunday: You will become impotent forever.