Pandit Bhavishya Anjaan predicts your week ahead:
Monday: The day will be ruled by the girls. All girlfriends will go on a sulking drive today. Their boyfriends will have to do pole dancing on the busy streets to entertain them while earning a few bucks to buy them expensive gifts.
Tuesday: To bring your planets in the right position, you’ll have to clean your toilet with your toothbrush today. This must be done at least an hour before you use the brush on your teeth.
Wednesday: Men will grab more attention than women today for their dressing sense as they forget to wear their pants before stepping out. Some desperate girls might faint because of not being noticed by guys.
Thursday: Guys won’t get to meet Mallika Sherawat and Angelina Jolie in their dreams this night …. since I’ll be sleeping all day.
Friday: You will make many many more friends today, quite obvious as you’ll turn bisexual.
Saturday: The Harpic toilet cleaning ad will haunt your mind every time you sit down to eat. To avoid this, have your food on the toilet seat.
Sunday: Today is your leisure day. So fantasize about me and have fun going wild. Make sure I do not turn into an overnight gay star.