On the streets this week:
You will be insulted like a dark
ugly bitch. You’ll be craving for
a melanin change.MONDAY: Stop admiring Shashi Taroor – if you are planning to remarry, how can you make sure that your new wife will keep you happy?
TUESDAY: Planning to impress your boss at Pizza Hut??? Ordering chicken nuggets would be a bad idea, it will choke him to death and you will lose your expected chance of promotion.
WEDNESDAY: If you are bored at school start writing and talking gibberish during class hours with your neighbour.
THURSDAY: The tragic death of your parrot will put you in a half day coma. Thanks to pet stuffers, you can get it back in your living room.
FRIDAY: It would be a melodious day, you will learn a new humming tune which sounds like your piss hitting the commode.
On Facebook this week:
You’ll be tagged on your naked
pic, captured by your dad when you
were two.SATURDAY: Get drunk this evening, stand upside down and preach the fellow drinkers at the bar to look at life at a different angle.
SUNDAY: Have fun with your mom/wife at home, take apart all your major kitchen appliances… mix and match them.
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– August 29, 2010Posted in: Astro-Anjaan
Haha! What were you even thinking yaar?
Really arbit, but awesome!
Thx dark_gal
Haha! What were you even thinking yaar?
Really arbit, but awesome!