Monday: Since it’s a Monday, you will be a victim of what they call as Monday Blues, something has to go wrong with you on Mondays. Mostly, you will reach your workplace/college late. If by any slice of luck, you do manage to reach on time, then you will most definitely not find a parking spot. If even you have succeeded till then, it will be a divine intervention to ensure that the lift ain’t working.
Tuesday: It’s a Tuesday and you are keeping a fast for Hanuman. But the rest of the team doesn’t care much about your religious sentiments and plan a team lunch for the day.
Wednesday: You will urinate a lot through out the day. Period.
Thursday: You will be forced to call up an in-law of yours by your wife. You will very strategically select a time when that in-law is not expected to be at home and dial the land-line phone so that you get the phone machine. But things won’t work out your way. You will very much find that in-law picking up your call. You will end up having the weekend lunch with him. Not to mention you will pay for it too.
Friday: You will get the ‘To be continued..‘ tag on your favorite soap for which you have been waiting anxiously for a week.
Saturday: You are likely to get caught by the traffic police for not wearing helmet, when you are on your way to buy vegetables. You will try to reason out saying that your house is just in the next lane, at walking distance but it won’t hold any water with the policeman. You will also try to demonstrate the uselessness of a helmet by saying that why to protect a brain whose judgment is so poor that it doesn’t even tries to prevent the cracking of the skull it is in. Of-course even the second argument is not going to work.
Sunday: Your daytime is spoiled by having lunch with that in-law who unfortunately picked up your call earlier in the week. As usual you are determined to sleep early and start the coming week on a fresh note. You even go to bed and sleep early. But unfortunately you dream of getting sexually assaulted by Shakti Kapoor and wake up at mid-night, thus ruining your sleep.