To begin with the Lovely Lalu Look, you need to be particular enough about your dressing ishtyle. Skin show is must. Since he lives amidst cattle, your résumé should have the languages like “Moo” and “Meeh”. Yes, the holy languages used by cows and goats. Fluency in malfunctioned English will get you an inch closer to this great man. You need not to pull out a scam to be like him, actually the name itself carries a stigma of scam.
As said, you need to expose your skin. Getting a monotonous hair cut by Javed Habib will make you look more like him. Try to grow hair on ears; even if you flunk, no need to get disheartened, we also have some alternatives for this — massage your ears with hair growing oil or get some hair from the saloon, and stick it around your ears, nose, chest and armpit. A facial helps a lot in glowing the skin. For special people like Lalu, comes a special facial. The recipe is as follows:
To prepare Lalu Special Facial,
1. Mix eggs with garlic paste and fry it for 2 minutes with butter.
2. Mix 2/3 kg of urea and blend it perfectly with the fried paste.
3. Add 4-5 drops of gangaajal.
Now your facial is ready. Apply it every day and you’ll outshine everyone, we guess so. We don’t guarantee a victory in the next Bihar elections, though.