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Girls — A Welcome Break From Humanity!


I need your support. I really do. Reason? Because today I am going to fish in totally unchartered waters. Today, I am going to embark upon a journey that very few have taken and those who did, disappeared. As they say, sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason. Today I am going to achieve the stature of a Messiah for some and Satan for others. Today I am going to discuss with you some of the traits of this bothersome species (frequently referred to as GIRLS), that have been troubling their male counterparts for centuries. Very much like you, even I don’t understand girls because everything about them is so subtle. Now I know that I may not be the best person talking about girls, considering that I know less about girls than perhaps any other guy on the face of the earth, but that in no way will stop me from being the torchbearer for the rest of you.


Here is a list of traits that make GIRLS feature under the list of Artificial Elements in the Periodic Table:

The never-ending makeup: This one is the ultimate back breaker isn’t it? And I am not even talking about the original make-up that they do before making the first public appearance out of their home. I am talking about that constant and repetitive deliberately-tampering-and-then-repairing-the-hair even in the middle of a conversation, removing that velvet scrunchie from their hair and then wearing it on their wrists, excusing themselves to freshen-up and every-time they return, you not just notice an increase in the width of POP layer but also that the hair has been re-re-… (n times)-arranged. I guess, even if they are going to the electric chair, they would like to depart with enough mascara. GOD!!

Memory of an Elephant: Girls never forget a foul-up. Never! If even once you speak to them roughly, then you will be reminded of that till you breathe your last. God forbid, if you forget their birthday or an anniversary of any type, they will put you on a TIP (Torture Installment Program) which will compound with interest over decades. Man! Boy! Don’t we hate them like poison!

Fake love for nature: Among other things that girls fake, love for nature is an absolute stunner. Starting from Go Green to Save Panda, girls go to any extent to show their humanitarian side until they get one glimpse of a real-fur jacket in a Gucci showroom. It’s a different scenario then, altogether. Not only that, the sight of a struggling cockroach in a commode will be accompanied by that customary shriek which will then be followed by the flush sound. Along with the cockroach goes all the fake love.

Gender Equality: Girls feel very proud of the fact that they are walking shoulder-to-shoulder with men in all walks of life, but that does not deter them from expecting niceties like being offered a seat in a crowded bus and if you don’t comply then they start with that trash talk about the Indian culture and God-Doesn’t-Exist-Where-Women-Aren’t-Respected. The Damsel is always in Distress no matter what!

Meaningless Shopping: Ever been shopping with a girl? It really is a catastrophe waiting to happen. Didn’t you feel that it will need hypnosis by aliens to make the girls buy things from the first shop they enter. That a deserving thing could not be bought within the first fifty shops is a concept that has been built into a girl’s character. Their mind is preoccupied with a plan to shop for four hours just to buy a fancy top. And eventually when they do get a top, comes the questionnaire time: “How am I looking?“, “You think the color is too bright?“, “Am I looking fat?“. You meanwhile will be left thinking about how the world would have been a much better place if everyone could say whatever came to their mind without any inhibition. And if you dare to say the truth.. hallelujah!

Blistering Pleasantries: It amazes me how much can they pretend at times. They will not think twice before using greetings like “Oh! I really missed you“, “Keep In Touch” and “Take Care” whereas it is “Take Off” that they have in their mind.

The Gift: Ever gifted something to a girl? You must have. But if you thought that deciding the gift for a girl was an ordeal then you have another thing coming. You have no idea, believe me absolutely no idea about the kind of impact the gift could have on your relationship. Girls will take the expert comments of all their friends across the globe to interpret the meaning behind the gift. The gift meanwhile, could turn from something like a heart-shaped watch to a relationship-killer.


Incessant Talking: This one certainly is a killer. I will tell you the exact steps to reproduce this scenario. Just let a small kid or a puppy near a girl and the next you know is that you have been bombarded by fake artificial expressions like “Cho Chweet” ,”So Cute“, “Smoochie Poochie“. It also shows that for a girl, humans aren’t too different from animals. In fact, I believe it was expressions like these that led to the practice of Sati. Perhaps, people in the medieval ages thought, “Alright. The guy who was blind and mentally ill in love is gone, so why should we get to bear with all the Cho-Chweeting.” Raja Ram Mohan Roy of-course had different ideas. Anyway, so all that fake love for the kids and you do just one kiddish act of dunking your biscuit in your tea, and you are dead meat. As if all the Cho-Chweeting and Smoochie-Poochieing was not enough, some girls will also talk to their eatables and dolls. And aren’t they absolutely crazy about loving some cartoon characters. In fact I am sure that if it was not for these stupid girls that moronic FB cartoon week would have bombed. Personally speaking, I was literally held at a gunpoint by my college gals and made to change my FB profile pic to a cartoon.

Fashion comes first, Comfort never comes at all: It could be a chilling New Year eve, but she will be in a sleeveless making herself look like a potential science exhibit and you as her guinea pig. To top that, she will go out for a coffee with you while dressed-up for mountaineering. 

Fascination with their names: Their fascination with their names fascinates me. They don’t leave a single notebook-page or their study desk or even their own hand without carving their names. Not to mention, they often leave their lipstick marks or draw a flower next to the name, you know that easiest-drawable flower that were taught to us in kindergarten. And when they get bored with that, they start changing the way their name is spelled, like Prianca or Priancka.

Suspicion Personified: So you think your girl has Nirupa-Roy-like trust on you? Huh? Try saying this, acting totally preoccupied, in the middle of a totally unrelated conversation: “I keep wondering where is Mamta Kulkarni these days. Boy don’t I miss her!”. Next thing you realize is that you are treated by her like that transplant which is being rejected by the foreign body. She will deliver sermons as if she is a Sita taking Agni-Pariksha on a daily basis. That one honest mistake on your part will be a casus belli good enough for her to wage a jihad against you.

Immorally, taking high moral grounds: If a girl catches you cheating in an exam, she will start behaving holier than the Pope. Even when it comes to bribing, they will never stop you but will just back off themselves saying that its a guy-thing. You are left empathizing with the people in concentration camps.

P.S. The author has been a victim of women hatred for a long time now. With this post not only has he increased that hatred but also lost whatever little chances he had of getting a girl.

P.P.S. Also it shud be duly noted that owing to the author’s antics during his not-so-glorious days in school/college, he has become immune to barbs like ‘Tere Ghar mein ma-behen nahi hai kya‘ , ‘Sicko’, ‘Pervert’. So save the effort..

P.P.P.S. Lastly, ladies need not point out the fact that the author is a loser, as he is already aware of that fact.
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Team NTMN adds: We remember the “wow” reactions from girls last time we wrote about them. Then, we balanced it with a similar post on boys. All you angry girls, come back soon to read a post on guys and satisfy yourself! Stay updated: http://facebook.com/newsthatmattersnot


UPDATE Dec 13: We’ve fulfilled the promise; read this related post Men — the Break Before Humanity

About the author

Ankur Nigam

You really don't wanna know. Really!

204 Comments

  • Your this post made me think just one thing-

    Am also a girl, ain’t I? 

    :-/

    PS- It’s not the feminist streak of me saying so, but I say so as reader, who could hardly connect to anything in this write up as something characteristic of all (and only ) girls, or NOT of boys. 😐

  • Mast selection of posted pic and Best paragaraph I like in this “Suspicion Personified “.. Now a days there are so many Mamta kulakarni viz Amisha Patel, ..

    • 🙂 oh those pics!! never thought tht it ll take me so long to finalise pics and title for an easy theme like this..anyway , glad tht u liked the post!

  • Mast selection of posted pic and Best paragaraph I like in this “Suspicion Personified “.. Now a days there are so many Mamta kulakarni viz Amisha Patel, ..

    • 🙂 oh those pics!! never thought tht it ll take me so long to finalise pics and title for an easy theme like this..anyway , glad tht u liked the post!

  • Oh no. I commented just as a reader! There's no point of getting angry about it at all.
    I consider it honesty to tell what I felt about something I read, without thinking if am a team member too.

    • Oh I am seeing this comment now..sorry for the delay..I value both your team spirit and honesty.. In fact now u can help me from the brickbats that r being thrwn from all directions by the people who took the post too seriously 🙁

  • Your PPPs is soooooooooooooo cute!!! 😉

    Well, love em or hate them, u cant do without them! I only pity the girl who decides to live the rest of her life with you 🙂

    And btw, no matter how hard you try to make us feel bad, its not gonna happen, so in your words 'save the effort!'

    A good read, nonetheless….

    • Oh so of all the god-damn points the PPPS appealed to u huh? Nevertheless even I agree that the girl who decides to live the rest of her life with me will be the most unfortunate as I cant be pretentious even for a sec 😉

    • so true!! and i also think it could very well be a case of sour grapes and i cant resist saying – LOSER

        • Neha,
          I'd say, don't take it to heart… The guy's just sharing his point of view, and like I always say, 'if it aint true, y should you let it get to you?'

          Plus, deep down, the guy has a point, girls are sweet… we have our mannerisms that distinguish us from the guy lot… plus somewhere deep down if the guys dont like wht we do, there wouldnt be a concept of love marriages, now, would there??

          Understand your anger, but name calling would just do 2 things:
          * Underestimate the author's art of writing, which he seems to do pretty well…So, that would'nt be fair.
          * Downgrade the respect girls would get, cos we girls never call people names, esp not in public…

          Everybody's entitled to their own opinion and the guy just gave out his… So can you, but take it in its spirit, and no name calling…!

          • Chal chal, rehne de…

            BTW I totally agree with what Defiant Princess says, that you're unaware of the rest of the lady population who do none of the above stated stuff…

          • @malini….it is not this guy sharing his point of view…it is almost same with all the guys ……bravo ankur bhai u had guts to write this blog………….
            @malini u may not be falling under any of these categories ….thank god atleast one guy in the world will be happy ……as most of u girls say guys are insensitive, lazy still u girls are ok n happy when u r as friend but the moment the relationship turns to be an affair/marriage….I dont know from where u'll get the new avatar which is totally opposite(200% matching tp this blog) to the one we have ever seen before…………

          • @nias_8 :
            1) FYI, many of the author's girl friends, including me, were the sole inspiration for this blog… So you're incorrect in saying that I may not fall under any of the above categories…
            Nonetheless, I am not ashamed of any of those characteristics… I am a girl and I'm proud to be one, with those mannerisms…!
            2) I know all guys think the same. But its also true that secretly many guys like many of these mannerisms. Like I said before, if they dint, then that would rule out love ever happening, now, wont it? 🙂
            3) Despite me falling under many of the above listed categories, one guy in this world is very happy cos he has the guts to stand out of the crowd and love & marry a girl despite any habit that you guys may find annoying.
            4) Let me correct you – All guys dont call all guys insensitive. If they did, I wouldnt be supporting Ankur in my previous post. Some guys are insensitive, others think that showing that they are insensitive will make them seem macho, and yet another group of guys like girls for the way they are, despite girls being girls 🙂 If you're in the 2 former groups, sorry. If you're in the latter group, good for you. Someday you'll be a happy husband. 🙂

          • bhaion aur unki beheno.. Raj comics prastut karta hai.. Rani Laxmi Bai aur Mother India ka deadly combination——-Malini!!!!!!!! 🙂

          • @Ankur: U have a Great Writing skills, No doubt abt it..
            @Malini: I agree with ur points & liked the way ur defending ur points & ur self 🙂 🙂
            Gals need to be the way they are..
            Just like all that girly mannerisum, except the amount of time they take for shopping & makeup

      • Neha, you can call me a big supporter of author (in your language sour grapes case) but atleast you accepted the truth. I can understand you feelings when you wrote LOSER and its very well said that truth is very hard to digest and specially when you know it is about yourself. You know 4 other girls also commented on this post but I think all of them were atleast so modest to accept it to some extent because deep down the heart they also knows that to a great extent its true.

        I would suggest that if you dont have any of the “QUALITIES” mentioned above then I would really doubt on you femininity.

        • Alrite! Alrite! Everyone, lets not lose our cool here.. Let me tell once and for all that the article was only written for humor purposes.. I have utmost request for gals.. starting from Sherlyn Chopra to Monica Bellucci I worship each one of them,,, with their posters in my room, they are the first thing that I see in morning and the last I see at night..
          nobody needs to get offended or offend anybody.. lets behave like mature adults.. Period.

  • Your PPPs is soooooooooooooo cute!!! 😉

    Well, love em or hate them, u cant do without them! I only pity the girl who decides to live the rest of her life with you 🙂

    And btw, no matter how hard you try to make us feel bad, its not gonna happen, so in your words 'save the effort!'

    A good read, nonetheless….

  • God answered Adam's question “Why did you make her (Eve) so dumb ('apparently dumb' is more like it)?” as “So she may love (an idiot like) you!” still holds!

  • God answered Adam's question “Why did you make her (Eve) so dumb ('apparently dumb' is more like it)?” as “So she may love (an idiot like) you!” still holds!

  • wow!! awesome post. 😀

    guys r nonetheless equally irritating…with their own special sense of insensitivity and prejudices.

  • SERIOUSLY?
    I mean, of all the things, we girls arent not like everything you mentioned here!
    *although i jus changd my fb dp a minute before reading the article but lets ignore that!*
    The author needs to understand the other better half of girls he's been ignorant of!

  • SERIOUSLY?
    I mean, of all the things, we girls arent not like everything you mentioned here!
    *although i jus changd my fb dp a minute before reading the article but lets ignore that!*
    The author needs to understand the other better half of girls he's been ignorant of!

    • Hi.. Of-course I am aware of the other better half, but unfortunately reflecting on that wouldn't hv contributed anything to the post on the humour front, which brings me back to the central point that the please take the article in a humorous vein.. Offending girls was never the intention, bringing a smile was.. 🙂

    • Neha,
      I'd say, don't take it to heart… The guy's just sharing his point of view, and like I always say, 'if it aint true, y should you let it get to you?'

      Plus, deep down, the guy has a point, girls are sweet… we have our mannerisms that distinguish us from the guy lot… plus somewhere deep down if the guys dont like wht we do, there wouldnt be a concept of love marriages, now, would there??

      Understand your anger, but name calling would just do 2 things:
      * Underestimate the author's art of writing, which he seems to do pretty well…So, that would'nt be fair.
      * Downgrade the respect girls would get, cos we girls never call people names, esp not in public…

      Everybody's entitled to their own opinion and the guy just gave out his… So can you, but take it in its spirit, and no name calling…!

  • hahaha… it was meant just for u sweetheart, how cd u miss it… you know your scatterbrain posts never get to me, so this one just adds to the list 🙂

  • @nias_8 :
    1) FYI, many of the author's girl friends, including me, were the sole inspiration for this blog… So you're incorrect in saying that I may not fall under any of the above categories…
    Nonetheless, I am not ashamed of any of those characteristics… I am a girl and I'm proud to be one, with those mannerisms…!
    2) I know all guys think the same. But its also true that secretly many guys like many of these mannerisms. Like I said before, if they dint, then that would rule out love ever happening, now, wont it? 🙂
    3) Despite me falling under many of the above listed categories, one guy in this world is very happy cos he has the guts to stand out of the crowd and love & marry a girl despite any habit that you guys may find annoying.
    4) Let me correct you – All guys dont call all guys insensitive. If they did, I wouldnt be supporting Ankur in my previous post. Some guys are insensitive, others think that showing that they are insensitive will make them seem macho, and yet another group of guys like girls for the way they are, despite girls being girls 🙂 If you're in the 2 former groups, sorry. If you're in the latter group, good for you. Someday you'll be a happy husband. 🙂

  • u must be thrilled writing this post but I must say you still don't understand girls….don't even try 🙂

  • u must be thrilled writing this post but I must say you still don't understand girls….don't even try 🙂

  • Oh I am seeing this comment now..sorry for the delay..I value both your team spirit and honesty.. In fact now u can help me from the brickbats that r being thrwn from all directions by the people who took the post too seriously 🙁

  • Well a good read especially for someone of my stature..n you know that Ankur : ( but i am happy 🙂 of not tolerating the “Memory of elephant ”
    But P.S does not go well with you dude 🙂 n love ur attitude which matches mine too encapsulated in P.P.S, P.P.P.S.

  • Well a good read especially for someone of my stature..n you know that Ankur : ( but i am happy 🙂 of not tolerating the “Memory of elephant ”
    But P.S does not go well with you dude 🙂 n love ur attitude which matches mine too encapsulated in P.P.S, P.P.P.S.

  • love your sarcasm! but this is something a person with the bare minimum of knowledge about girls would say! as the saying goes,
    the thinnest book in the world is – “What Men Know About Women”
    🙂
    cheers!

  • Alrite! Alrite! Everyone, lets not lose our cool here.. Let me tell once and for all that the article was only written for humor purposes.. I have utmost request for gals.. starting from Sherlyn Chopra to Monica Bellucci I worship each one of them,,, with their posters in my room, they are the first thing that I see in morning and the last I see at night..
    nobody needs to get offended or offend anybody.. lets behave like mature adults.. Period.

  • Why Why …. why can't you guys understand a simple fact about girls. Girls are also human. They also have same tactics, same bad qualities. They are equally cunning as much a guy can be. And its only opportunity that is provided by men to them to

    • Ladies and Gentlemen,, let me take this opportunity to introduce Mr Bhatz who holds a Phd in Womenology 😉
      and wht was tht “wild frm inside” for 😉

      • hehehehehe…. wild from inside means: like we use to talk dirty about various thing e.g. about our fantasy …… they also do and have their own 😉 ……

        • And its all about training …. If u will show that u r the one who likes cute girls … they will be always cute in front of u ……. on the other hand if u'll be realistic to girls they will be too 😉 ….. as far as their abnormal

          • ma kasam !! tum to khud hi bahut desirable hote ja rahe ho 😉
            btw nt commenting from one's real name makes it so easy to comment isnt it 😉

  • Why Why …. why can't you guys understand a simple fact about girls. Girls are also human. They also have same tactics, same bad qualities. They are equally cunning as much a guy can be. And its only opportunity that is provided by men to them to

    • Ladies and Gentlemen,, let me take this opportunity to introduce Mr Bhatz who holds a Phd in Womenology 😉
      and wht was tht “wild frm inside” for 😉

      • hehehehehe…. wild from inside means: like we use to talk dirty about various thing e.g. about our fantasy …… they also do and have their own 😉 ……

        • And its all about training …. If u will show that u r the one who likes cute girls … they will be always cute in front of u ……. on the other hand if u'll be realistic to girls they will be too 😉 ….. as far as their abnormal

          • ma kasam !! tum to khud hi bahut desirable hote ja rahe ho 😉
            btw nt commenting from one's real name makes it so easy to comment isnt it 😉

  • bhaukaal. ye anavrat batiyaane waali aadat se to ham ekdum pareshan ho gaye hain. jeena haram ho gaya hai. aur in sab cheezon ke baawjood attitude to bhaiyya jaane kis baat ka sar pe le ke baithe rahti hain :P:P
    and as of pleasantries, sometimes i get confused. why do they have shout in a shrill, irritating voice and say that long Hiiiiiii. are bahinji thoda aram se… aur logo ko bhi hi, bye kar lene dejiye…

  • bhaukaal. ye anavrat batiyaane waali aadat se to ham ekdum pareshan ho gaye hain. jeena haram ho gaya hai. aur in sab cheezon ke baawjood attitude to bhaiyya jaane kis baat ka sar pe le ke baithe rahti hain :P:P
    and as of pleasantries, sometimes i get confused. why do they have shout in a shrill, irritating voice and say that long Hiiiiiii. are bahinji thoda aram se… aur logo ko bhi hi, bye kar lene dejiye…

  • All i can say in support of the our gender is…“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”

  • All i can say in support of the our gender is…“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”

  • maine kal bhi comment kiya tha i have no idea where did my comment go. anyways… bahut maza aya padh kar. baatein to bhaiyya ekdum sahi kahi hain. even i don't understand the pleasantries thing. itani jor se Hiiiiiiii karengi ki jaise pahli baar doosri ladki dekhi hai. behenji doosron ko bhi hi, bye kar lene dejiye… aur be sar pair ki pakar pakar. i mean how does one get this much stuff to talk. even if u get this much stuff to talk, don't u suffer from a mouth ache or something…

    • ya i knw.. even i saw ur name in the recent comments list but it was nowhere to be seen..anyway it has come up now ..glad u liked the write-up.. by the way u r doing a fab job with ginger-chai 🙂

  • maine kal bhi comment kiya tha i have no idea where did my comment go. anyways… bahut maza aya padh kar. baatein to bhaiyya ekdum sahi kahi hain. even i don't understand the pleasantries thing. itani jor se Hiiiiiiii karengi ki jaise pahli baar doosri ladki dekhi hai. behenji doosron ko bhi hi, bye kar lene dejiye… aur be sar pair ki pakar pakar. i mean how does one get this much stuff to talk. even if u get this much stuff to talk, don't u suffer from a mouth ache or something…

    • ya i knw.. even i saw ur name in the recent comments list but it was nowhere to be seen..anyway it has come up now ..glad u liked the write-up.. by the way u r doing a fab job with ginger-chai 🙂

  • You are like the best in cribbing and sarcasm. Wish there was a noble prize for this categories. 😀

    Incessant Talking- > Atleast we express r views.. I can exactly describe how you would react. ..
    And wat was you gun point?? 😉 Can we disclose.

    • hey hey hold on swthrt..Relax!
      We have a situation on our hands here and lets discuss it mutually like mature adults .. btw u n me, you know hw much I love girls, so nobody is disclosing anything here 🙂

  • You are like the best in cribbing and sarcasm. Wish there was a noble prize for this categories. 😀

    Incessant Talking- > Atleast we express r views.. I can exactly describe how you would react. ..
    And wat was you gun point?? 😉 Can we disclose.

    • hey hey hold on swthrt..Relax!
      We have a situation on our hands here and lets discuss it mutually like mature adults .. btw u n me, you know hw much I love girls, so nobody is disclosing anything here 🙂

    • Take an appropriate action??? 😉 Khap Panchayat? 😉
      I must say you are a very brave man Mr Kartik.. good thing that you didn't leave behind a link to ur FB account.. else like me you will also be made to underground 😉

  • Take an appropriate action??? 😉 Khap Panchayat? 😉
    I must say you are a very brave man Mr Kartik.. good thing that you didn't leave behind a link to ur FB account.. else like me you will also be made to underground 😉

  • Not all of them are true, for all girls. You seem to have seen the worst of women! Believe it or not! I too was wondering what happened to mamta kulkarni recently. And I am a girl!

  • Not all of them are true, for all girls. You seem to have seen the worst of women! Believe it or not! I too was wondering what happened to mamta kulkarni recently. And I am a girl!

  • listen ….u r no one to talk such sick abt gals…
    watever v r but far better den u dirty minded guys..
    n who d hell u think f urself — for guys dirtyness u give endocrinological reason n no excuse for gals……u cheap

  • listen ….u r no one to talk such sick abt gals…
    watever v r but far better den u dirty minded guys..
    n who d hell u think f urself — for guys dirtyness u give endocrinological reason n no excuse for gals……u cheap

    • I know of friends who have used some really deplorable measures to get over a crush 🙂 don't think u ll be interested in 'em 😀
      – Love Guru

    • I know of friends who have used some really deplorable measures to get over a crush 🙂 don't think u ll be interested in 'em 😀
      – Love Guru

  • Hey! Who is this 'girl' you write about? I ask for statistical data!

    And what's wrong with talking to dolls? (as harmless an occupation as any) Arranging for mock fights between GI Joe figures doesn't make guys any more intelligent

  • Hi Ankur,

    Though the article is good, it is hard to agree with everything you say. It is quite a general take on women, which does not apply for many. Not all women are obsessed with makeup or how their hair looks or for that matter fashionable clothes.

  • Hi Deepa.. Believe me the article was aimed just at humor.. I have nothing against girls 🙂 In fact guyz enjoy most of these little little traits of gals 😉 Pls don’t go by the tone of the article 🙁

    • Hi Ankur,

      yes i know it is all in good sense, but such things does make me feel little furious, call it feminism or may be it is another trait of girls that u should mention in your article 😉

      • No No No.. With the kind of bombardment I have received in the comments section, 🙁 all I can write now about will be the positive qualities of gals..something like.. “Girls- The Only Reason To Live For !!”
        Within a space of 100 lines, so many gals have developed contempt for me, that I hv become second to only Raja Chaudhary 😉

  • Hahahaha…. Awesome article ! Well written.

    The P.P.P.S slammed the door on most women who planned to comment.

    All the best to ya’ll. This is my first time on the site. Keep up the good work !

  • soooooo sexist!!!!…how come ‘manly’ things are never moronic,like obsession wit bikes,cars,violence is all right!!..but admiring a cute baby is so ‘girlish’..why is only girlish considered bad!!..in case you don’t know we are half of population and proud of what we are boy according to their own definitions need not tell us what is cheap and wha is good..fcourse the make up and giggles makes me also hang my head with shame,but that is only a portion of women and anyways men are responsible for this..how come if a man’s action of raping a woman somehow becomes woman’s fault but women’s opting to look good because of societies standard is never society’s or boy’s lookout problem!!

    the thing is men will talk till they have power once women are equal no one will be able to te;ll them what is good and what not..then men will be doing research on womanly qualities that make them wonderwoman,and supermom so that they can also be some good to society unlike our history where men have been the reason for war and violence(they will tell you some woman was responsible for it!!!)

  • woman are good at pretending beacuse of all those impotent men out there,girls have become used to faking climax..X(

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