- We are back! Of-course nobody even noticed that we were not there for the last week. That speaks volumes about the accuracy of our predictions isn’t it? Anyway now that we are back let the agony begin:MONDAY: Owing to the predicted effect of Saturn on you for the entire week you are advised to change your FB profile pic to your favorite animal. Not only will it provide relief to your friends but also to those strangers that have been added as friends by you.TUESDAY: All that money that you saved by cheating on taxes is likely to drain into a doctor’s pocket today. But don’t try to get smart with the doctor as you run the risk of becoming a test-tube pincushion. As the Bible says: Thou who cureth can maketh ill.WEDNESDAY: This is rare! Moon, the controller of our minds and emotions gets trapped between evil planets like Mars and Rahu. The last time this happened, Harman Baweja signed his first movie. Rest as they say is history.
THURSDAY: Today is the International Day Against Corruption. All stars indicate that our PM MMS, of the dumb-and-deaf fame, is going to felicitate the Tag-Team-Champions Raja and Kalmadi. You could be in for some more amusement as Pakistan PM Zardari is likely to call upon the other countriesto attend his seminar on How to fight 10% of Corruption..FRIDAY: Its Human Rights Day this 10th of December. No, you are not going to get a candy at your school/college/workplace, instead what you can get is a TIMES NOW special feature about Arundhati Roy on her fascinating journey from Human Rights Activist to Inhuman Rights Activist in the course of one year.SATURDAY: Your weekend will hit a perfect start as you will receive the dreaded “Do I Know You?” FB message from that hot girl of your college whom you always secretly admired, in response to the friend request you had sent her a month earlier. If you think that the pic change suggestion mentioned earlier could be the culprit, then believe me my friend you are way off.SUNDAY: Finally the day to take a bath has come and what has also come is the realization that burning sensations are not always due to jealousy or high-salt diet. Does the word Gonorrhea mean anything to you?
By Ankur Nigam
Zardari to celebrate Anti-Corruption Day this Thursday | Astro-Anjaan: Monday Dec 06 – Sunday Dec 12
– December 5, 2010Posted in: Astro-Anjaan
