This one’s easy since you already have a reference model, i.e., your old Barbie dolls. Now to get that firangi look —
1. The Indian sun is very cunning and it tans your delicate skin. So stay indoors or move around in a burqa. Or move to Switzerland if you can afford it. Others can try rubbing vitamins, fruits, gold, etc on their faces. No turmeric please. (Who wants a jaundiced Sheila?)
2. It’s winter, so make sure you expose your bare skin to the harsh cold wind. Not only will it drain the blood from the skin making it pale white, but also it will do the opposite to your cheeks, leaving them rosy pink.
3. For the perfect body, eat, exercise, excrete, eat, exercise, excrete… and, remember size zero looks good on Kareena only.
4. For the Sheila effect, act like the female version of Ghajini. Keep saying — what’s my name?what’s my name? until people get fed up and assure you that you now look as hot as Katrina and are an asset to have around in the chilly winter.
By Nipun Chawla and Rinaya Jena
Atpati Beauty — How to look like Sheila aka Katrina Kaif
– January 28, 2011Posted in: Atpati Beauty, The Back Page
till now i thought it was written by Tanay;)