The Evening Edition | 01/24/2011 | Headlines That Should Have Been

By
Tanay Sukumar
– January 24, 2011Posted in: Evening Edition
Suresh Kalmadi sacked, CWG Organising Committee to stay to organise more trouble (Ref.)
Mankind to get 7 billionth child in November; the child promises to increase the world’s woes (Ref.)
Brains of Cabinet Ministers reshuffled to make them more confused and incompetent (Ref.)
Veena Malik offers making love with every Pakistani who criticised her for Bigg Boss (Ref.)
Sourav Ganguly to make comeback on TV for an ad telling he will make a comeback soon (Ref.)
BCCI’s response to how cheergirls help cricket: “Just as Lalit Modi helped cricket” (Ref.)

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