A boring young man asks — Chachi, I recently read somewhere that girls adore guys who have a good sense of humour. Since all girls till now have rejected me, I see this as a last chance for myself, else I’ll have to get an arranged marriage. I don’t quite like the idea of an arranged marriage, since everyone in my house is a lunatic. So please help me in getting a sense of humour! I know you will help me.
Chachi speaks — You already seem to have a bit of a sense of humour, silly! “Please help me in getting a sense of humour” — haye haye, what do you think, sense of humour can be bought from the market whenever you wish? If yes, at least I don’t sell it!
But Chachi doesn’t send empty-headed people empty-handed, as she has to give them the voice they need, to praise and applaud her in front of the world! So, boy, what you need is that you laugh at everything that happens around you. Don’t listen to the person who is talking, just observe faces of other people who are listening, and make your faces accordingly. Laugh as soon as another one laughs; this gives an impression that you got the joke.And, to tell girls that you also tell jokes, say just any damn thing. Then tell people to laugh; if they don’t, tell them that it was a PJ. Telling PJs is also considered to be quite intelligent; it helps if you’re surrounded by dumbos.But, all this, silly boy, come with precautions!! Like, you shouldn’t laugh when a girl falls down, she wants you to lift her up (without touching, that is! *Don’t touch me* *Oh, he lifted me up, such a cute guy*). Don’t laugh when the girl loses her filmy villain daddy, even though you wanted him dead for not letting you marry her.Watch India TV. Take my phone number and chat with me daily. Make sure your next crush is Archana Puran Singh. Don’t watch the comedy, just watch her laugh. And every birthday and new year, tell people to wish you “Happy Birthday” and “Happy New Year” — will keep you happy and in good sense of humour.
By Tanay Sukumar
ProblemAtique #10 | Chachi and the guy who wants to have a sense of humour
– January 29, 2011Posted in: ProblemAtique, The Back Page
I think I know this boring young man :-/