Illustration by Nipun Chawla
















By Bijender Sheoran and Nipun Chawla
Illustration by Nipun Chawla
















By Bijender Sheoran and Nipun Chawla
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superb man!…especially loved the *two-faced* Manmohan in the Arjun Singh and Sonia Gandhi strip…brilliantly done…
thanx Kapil
…the credit for that awesomeness goes entirely to Nipun
yo man!
great bahut mast tha sir, sabki lagi padi hai
thanx Neha
thanx Kapil
…the credit for that awesomeness goes entirely to Nipun
thanx Neha
Being in a college due to caste reservation isn't that good mate. We're seen with the eye of
ya I know and have seen instances of people holding grudges against their reserved class batch-mates, even if they entered without the reservation for various reasons…its wrong on their part, but to be fair, you can't blame them as well
In our first frame we have targeted Nehru and Ambedkar. They failed to see thru the fallouts of what they were implementing
Masterpiece!!
Was worth the wait Bijender and Nipun is getting better with every post! U both absolutely rock in this one!
Btw I really feel sorry for MMS when he is addressed in a derogatory way but then in a way even I am beginning to question his modesty and gentleman-like etiquette!! Sometimes u need to deal with an iron hand, thts whr I realise that afterall Narendra Modi is not tht bad a politician.. the beautiful manner in which he is managing Gujarat. even Muslims are beginning to forgive him for his sins ..
thanx Ankur
and don't feel bad for MMS, he is PM for god sakes! …. He cannot forever go on cashing his integrity and modesty, he should get a grip or make way for people who can, we are a 1.2 billion population….we gotta have someone who can!
thanx Ankur
…and plz don't fell bad for MMS, he is PM for god sakes!….Integrity and modesty are goo but he cannot for ever cash on those!…..He shud get a grip or make way for someone who can, we are a 1.2 billion population, we gotta have sumbody who fits the bill
All this started with Ambedkar! Should n't you be mocking him and Nehru for bringing all this up?! Today's so called 'leaders' are just a bunch of retards who have absolutely no idea what they are doing!
We have targeted Nehru and Ambedkar as well….but lets admit it, people make mistakes and at that time it might have seemed liked a viable option!….But we cannot give a free pass to our contemporary leaders saying its all Ambedkar's fault, they have to be competent enough to see whats working and what needs to be modified!
yo man!
lol this is awesome, i like the part, “Impotent Prime miniter lol”
hehe…thanx
hehe…thanx
the PM indeed is a son of a LOL;)
ya I know and have seen instances of people holding grudges against their reserved class batch-mates, even if they entered without the reservation for various reasons…its wrong on their part, but to be fair, you can't blame them as well
In our first frame we have targeted Nehru and Ambedkar. They failed to see thru the fallouts of what they were implementing
hehe…thanx
hehe…thanx
we are all only going to pity the country and its condition and perish with it.
well call me over-optimistic or delusional but I tend to disagree with u Ramesh, I think change is not too far, many factors are simultaneously contributing to it and I have real expectations from our generation….fingers crossed!
To be honest, a marvelous piece of work. A master-piece of sorts. And I say this, even though I am an SC student myself. But you two's creativity here is more appreciable than anything else.
Mr. Nipun Chawla, Dr.Ambedkar is an legend, not just for us but for the country. I hope you know how important his role was, in the making of the constitution. Who knows, had it not been for him, in the presence of 'sons of a LOL' like…..well, (leave it)….I'd still be found washing dishes.
And as evidence for the unchanged mindsets, Mr Bijender, an IITian himself, must be in the capacity to reveal more. The cases of partiality against category students aren't exactly hidden, afterall
Mr. Nipun Chawla, Dr.Ambedkar is an legend, not just for us but for the country. I hope you know how important his role was, in the making of the constitution. Who knows, had it not been for him, in the presence of 'sons of a LOL' like…..well, (leave it)….I'd still be found washing dishes.
And in case someone doesn't agree that the mindsets haven't changed, Mr. Bijender, an IITian himself might be of help. The cases of partiality against category students aren't hidden afterall.
Dude
Dudette, that ought to be.
I reasoned that , “reservation is good cause SC/ST people were differentiated against 100 years ago by so called higher castes”, *DID I*????
No I didn't, 'coz when I have reasoning based on the present solid enough, I don't need to rewind to decades ago!
Dude
That is something like awesome… Reservation system is no more a social bridge to fill that ditch amongst the communities. it is an absolute privilege when social barriers are not that rigid.
@Nipun Chawla- great work!!!!! every single illustration shows the efforts put to bring out the awesome-ness to the post.
@Bijender- now what do i say. some people have this bad habit of settling with nothing but the best. really liked the idea of events in chronological sequence.very nice.
btw you should have included left-handed people in the minority group wake ups..;)
thank you Anita
It means a lot coming from you.
PS: if u find any spelling mistakes, msg me
thank you Anita
It means a lot coming from you.
PS: if u find any spelling mistakes, msg me