|Now, J & K government has also agreed to
the Italian flag
Congress spokesman Manish Tiwary, famous for his ‘better-than-dog-loyalty’, spoke to NTMN through his 2G-enabled phone (he told us this fact 19 times while speaking), “In order to please everyone including BJP, Kashmiri separatists and my own party members, we have decided to allow BJP to hoist Italy’s flag as it is a true symbol of natural beauty. No… this has got nothing to do with Mrs. Sonia Gandhi’s Italian origin… they would hoist Italy’s flag because it would serve the purpose of both parties, by neutralising the situation, and it would not harm anyone’s sentiments.”
|Afzal Guru, the man with a long life|
Meanwhile this news of “secret pact” has not gone well with Kashmiri separatists. They have planned to hoist Pakistan’s flag at Lal Quila in New Delhi on the Indian Republic Day. They have also requested Delhi’s Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit to allow Afzal Guru (a certified terrorist accused of attacking the Indian Parliament in 2001) to be present at the proceedings on that day while hoisting Pakistan’s flag. The CM is well-known for her kindness to Afzal Guru, that she showed by delaying his execution orders and keeping his matters pending with the President of India. As expected, she said, “We are considering their request, but they need to understand that Afzalji is an old man now… he has reported severe pain in legs, and so we will first make sure that he is physically fit, otherwise there is no need to trouble the poor man.”
Reportedly, separatists also approached Maharasthra government, making a similar request for Ajmal Kasab (accused for 26/11 attacks). However Kasab himself refused to attend the event saying, “For some stupid flag-hoisting, I will certainly not miss my 3-4 meals of yummy butter-chicken that I get in jail. And moreover, Pakistan backstabbed me when I was looking up to them for help. They disowned me!”, Kasab started weeping while speaking, but immediately cheered-up when another Pakistani jail-mate whispered a non-veg Sania Mirza joke in his ear.