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About 36% of the Indian population have suffered from major depression. The politicians' cheerfulness saved the country from a higher figure.
Some experts have attempted to explain the phenomenon, “Stress levels do run high among leaders in nations like the USA, UK, France, Germany, Russia, etc. Reasons for stress can vary; there are reasons like having a large nation to run, to having a Carla Bruni for a wife in France. In India, however, the profession of politics complements the other professions exceedingly well. All possible depression of the men in power is willingly sucked in by the Indian citizens, every five years.”
A closer look at the study suggests that Indian leaders currently lodged in the Tihar Jail of New Delhi, have not suffered from any form of unhappiness while under trial. Most politicians surveyed complained of dementia when asked whether their black money was the reason behind their happiness. Congress leader Mani Shankar Aiyar, however, revealed that the reason for his happiness is his association with a circus. “Being a Congressman, I am always in a funny mood,” he said.
By Tanay Sukumar



