Here is a list of celebrities and what they are desperately praying to Santa for, this Christmas. Merry Christmas to them and to our readers!

• Kapil Sibal A dangerous internet virus that will eat up the whole web ⇒ Madam Sonia’s happiness.
• Digvijay Singh Sense.
• Arindam Chaudhuri The ability to think… before he can “think beyond the IIMs”.
• Rakhi Sawant More Silicon … chips, for advancement in the world of technology.
• Kiran Bedi CBI/More Twitter Followers.
• Mayawati A book titled 10000 New Ideas For Building Statues.
• Veena Malik Santa. Says she finds his beard hot.
• Rahul Gandhi Food. (Cuisine: Strictly Dalit).
• Katrina Kaif One role not of a London-returned girl.
• Nargis Fakhri One role!!
• Anna ??



• Manmohan Singh Talking aid. (Says he is tired of being one)
• Baba Ramdev Ladies’ suits, saris, make-up kits, etc.
• Kasab Lead role in RGV’s movie on 26/11; another 26/11.
• Tusshar Kapoor Dialogues.
• Anil Kapoor An actual “role” in a Hollywood movie that will last for more than 5 minutes, at least. Something like the Slumdog Millionaire: where he would be playing the dog.
• Bigg Boss Sunny Leone.
• Mahesh Bhatt Sunny Leone.
• Sunny Leone More fame among Indian guys (with clothes, that is).
• Himesh Reshammiya Expressions. Emotions. Acting skills. Singing ability. Dancing ability… actually everything.
• Akshay Kumar ONE movie that will justify his “superstar” label.
• Congress HELP!!
• Anna ????
• BJP The official status of being The National Thekedar for Hinduism and Communal Activities.
• IITians Kapil Sibal’s life.
• Engineers A life! And guarantee for a wife!!
• NITs More respect, other than the close rhyming of their name with the IITs.
• L. K. Advani The PM’s post. At least after death.
• Madhur Bhandarkar Revenge from The “Heroine”.
• Indian Football Team A new ball. At least now, after having won a Cup!
• Dhanush Answer to his question, “Why this Kolaveri!!”
• Wikipedia Donations.
• Sachin A CENTURY for God’s sake!
• Shiney Ahuja A maid. For household chores, duh!
• Baby B To grow up to look like mommy, not daddy!
• RGV Immortality! (quite right; given the angst people have for his movies now, anything can happen to him any day. Uh-huh.)
• Emran Hashmi His status of being a “serial kisser”, been missing for so long now.
• NTMN More FB likes! (Honesty )
• Anna ????

(with inputs from Shubham Choudhary)