3 Karnataka Ministers Caught Talking About Issues While Rest of the Assembly Watches Porn

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February 8, 2032:

In an incident that has left Indians with mouths wide open in shock, three Karnataka ministers were found talking in the Legislative Assembly about obsolete issues like women empowerment and child development. The embarrassing part is that the three were caught on camera in the elaborate discussion, even as the rest of the House watched pornography on their cellphones. The incident has shamed the state, and there are demands of immediate resignation from the tainted trio.

The Opposition has blamed the government of promoting moral upgradation among youth. If the trio resigns, it could mean trouble for the 86-party alliance of NUDPA (National United Democratic and Progressive Alliance), which has ruled the state since 2020. The ministers were the only three in the cabinet (the most from any party) from the only-Buddhe no-Jawaan Party (BJP), and their resignation could even trigger fresh elections in the state.

The ministers K. K. Patil, Ravana Savadi and Kans Palemar showed no remorse for their act. Rather the three were quick to come up with intelligent excuses. “The clip that was being watched by other members of the House was an old N D Tiwari cameo which my son has already showed me many times,” said Savadi. “Government-sponsored porn has characters like N D Tiwari, and it gets boring like other government things. So we three were discussing some foreign aid should be taken. We discussed that at least railway stations should now have imported porn instead of having old Indian porn. Passengers don’t enjoy government porn any more.”

The TV grab shows the ministers discussing. They were just pretending to watch porn, the media has said.

According to them, they were discussing that India should study Italy’s model of pornography and nudity, and how it makes Italy a developed nation, as part of desperate measures to develop India. “Berlusconi is a legend,” said Patil. “And his love of erotica helped make Italy a better nation. Please, we were not discussing any serious issue as the media says!”

Palemar agreed and added, “Yes, and we are also looking at the possibility of using porn CDs and DVDs as a form of bribe in future. The words caught on camera have been misinterpreted and blown out of context.” Patil joked at this, “And in fact, if people think we were discussing stupid issues like women and child development, I think this is high time people stop calling BJP as the Blow Job Party. The others are bigger perverts.”

The three said they may offer to resign, as a moral responsibility. “The whole country has questioned our character, and we do not want to embarrass the party. The manifesto for the next elections is going to promise free porn for teenagers on their Aakash tablets in the name of biology project, and we do not want any mistrust to creep among the public.”