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3 Karnataka Ministers Caught Talking About Issues While Rest of the Assembly Watches Porn


February 8, 2032:

The TV grab shows the ministers discussing. They were just pretending to watch porn, the media has said.

In an incident that has left Indians with mouths wide open in shock, three Karnataka ministers were found talking in the Legislative Assembly about obsolete issues like women empowerment and child development. The embarrassing part is that the three were caught on camera in the elaborate discussion, even as the rest of the House watched pornography on their cellphones. The incident has shamed the state, and there are demands of immediate resignation from the tainted trio.

The Opposition has blamed the government of promoting moral upgradation among youth. The ministers K. K. Patil, Ravana Savadi and Kans Palemar showed no remorse for their act. Rather the three were quick to come up with intelligent excuses. “The clip that was being watched by other members of the House was an old N D Tiwari cameo which my son has already showed me many times,” said Savadi. “So we three ministers were discussing some social issues instead.”

The three said they may offer to resign, as a moral responsibility. “The whole country has questioned our character, and we do not want to embarrass the party. The manifesto for the next elections is going to promise free porn for teenagers on their Aakash tablets in the name of biology project, and we do not want any mistrust to creep among the public.”


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2 Comments

  • Lol

    This is indeed absolute disrespect. I mean we have chosen them to make these assemblies a place for entertaining themselves, so that they could reciprocate the same to us.

    But they don’t respect the common man’s vote.

    ummmm……

    the three should be made to share the cell with Kasab !

    nice read 🙂

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