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“Can forgive Salman for killing people as long as he fulfills my entertainment quota,” bhai fans have admitted


Salman Khan fans of the ‪#‎BhaiRoxx‬ fame have admitted that they can look over Salman for killing a man and maiming four while driving drunk – as long as bhai meets their amusement needs.

Celebrating Eid by watching Bajrangi Bhaijaan, starring a criminal who used his influence to strong-arm his driver and evade the justice system, bhai fans have admitted that they just love such ostentatious display of money and power.

“I don’t know the man bhai killed, he bears no relation to me and provides no value in my life, but, I do know Salman,” said Ahmed, a hardcore fan.

“Salman enriches my life by providing me with low brow movies. His womanizer charm and alcoholic character is very endearing to me. Frankly, to me, his charisma is greater than his heinous crime. He can drive over innocent people, evade the justice system and force his lowly servant—his driver—to take the fall, as long as he provides me with 2 hours of amusement every other week,” Ahmed explained.

Celebrities should not pay for their fuck ups.

I am rich, influential and good looking. So yeah, I can get away with pretty much everything."

I am rich, influential and good looking. So yeah, I can get away with pretty much everything.”

Shruti, another bhai fan girl simply does not understand the logic behind punishing celebrities for their crimes.

“Why does the constitution want celebrities to pay for their acts like normal people do? They provide value to such a large audience and frankly their talent will be wasted behind the bars. What good are they there? ”

“Well if the justice system insists that we treat celebrities like normal people – who are under the purview of the penal code – I think we should reach a compromise.”

“Let’s say, celebrities should be given 10 unintentional killings and 5 culpable homicides with intention to kill, after that they can be tried. I don’t think they need to be tried for the small ones like illegal use of arms and poaching. Is it the stupid Black Buck that provides me with such amazing movies? No, it’s Salman,” Shruti said.

Salman fans all over the world have flocked in masses to watch Bajrangi Bhaijaan to show their support for the criminal and fill up his coffers.


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Pratul Bagri

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