Author Archives: Prateek Bagri
When Reliance Communications announced the launch of 3G, its customers took a sigh of relief, in the hope that they would finally get rid of the wonderful kind of service they were being given. But the introduction of 3G will also not help them. Reliance has declared that even after launching 3G, it plans to keep its service like it has always been. Customers’...
New Delhi: A 16-year-old boy in East Delhi yesterday smashed his television set with his slipper for “senseless absurdity”. He has accused Rajeev Nigam and Manish Paul, contestants on Sony TV’s show Comedy Circus of creating senseless comedy on which he could barely laugh. “I bet my school chemistry teacher can make our bones tickle more, by...
Yes folks, today, we are going to tip you on how to groom like Bollywood heartthrob Darsheel Safary. This was difficult since the boy is not seen in the town after delivering the blockbuster Taare Zameen Par. But still we managed to peep into his dressing table. To look like Darsheel, you need to have a girlfriend with a 7 years’ relationship and still in it....
(Concept and inputs by Kartik Anand) New Delhi: Director Mahesh Bhatt is distressedon Lamhaa being chosen instead ofMurder. After having an intense discussion with his Group of Morons (GoM) over raging violence in Kashmir, PrimeMinister Manmohan Singh has finally decided to send Sanjay Dutt to cope with the critical situation. This was announced by a spokesperson,...
A mother asks – My son is always busy with his mobile phone. He is so much used to it. Instead of coming down and asking for dinner, he SMSes me for it. Chachi, I’m afraid his all-time cell phone habit will spoil him. Moreover, I have shakk on the stuff in his cell phone. He gets Unlimited SMS recharge (700 SMSes/day) on his number, but the problem arises when...
How to look like Marilyn Monroe 1. To start with the hair — Take rollers and try to make your silky black hair curly, and then apply besan mixed with golden sparkles to give your hair a blonde appearance. 2. For those eyebrows — Put some weight on them to make them heavy, then brush them with some sky-blue–coloured chalk powder. 3. Blood red lips — Get a...
Zardari burst out laughingwhen we asked about how India’s flood relief was used. If News of the World can post big exposés every Sunday, News That Matters Not can also reach people of the low stature of Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari, to break news. In our interview with him, Mr Zardari has completely supported the three Pakistani cricketers suspended...