Five months back, Mahesh Singh had controlled his anger and somehow allowed his young son Suresh to marry inter-caste. But today, he has killed...

A man has sent shockwaves around after failing to rape a woman even minutes after watching porn. The Delhi resident—who fits into the modern definition...

In yet another major blow to Narendra Modi, a playway school in a Nagaland village has not invited him for its annual function. Rumours created and spread...

In a notification issued today by the (Godly) Government of India, the Bharat Ratna will now be awarded to “any person for exceptional performance...

While groups of “patriots” celebrated and distributed sweets because apparently men being hanged are a matter of joy, a picturesque valley...

Not tsunamis, not earthquakes, not cyclones. Instead, it was FEAR that killed everyone on earth today as scheduled, ending years of speculations on the...

In a fresh blow for the government, the Opposition has alleged that the UPA lacks the “will power” to save the country from Doomsday, and that...

A man who tried to verify the figure given by Justice Markandey Katju (that 90% Indians are fools) has made a startling discovery. “When I started...

Sanitation is the world’s largest burning, yet solvable problem. When Ramrahim Ramesh, the Union Minister for Propagation of Religious Beliefs, said...

In an unprecedented but expected move, God and his troops landed around 7 Race Course Road today and tried to take charge of the Prime Minister’s...

A Bihari software engineer living in New Delhi has started using the word “Bihari” as a derogatory word like other Delhiites do. He uses the word for...

Along with mobile phones to every poor family, the government will also distribute free Chetan Bhagat novels The government will soon distribute one Chetan...

A recent study on Indian politics suggests that our politicians might be too young for our standards. The average age of the cabinet minister is as low...

“I waste a lot of deodorant on men everyday. Like, recently, I used a hell lot of a body spray before going to my school’s alumni party. But...

In the new feature called Snippets & Views, we present a short news story (“snippet”), and then put some questions for you. We encourage...

A “street” fight in the elite “roads” of South Delhi has entered its fourth day, and the original topic of the fight has been lost...

A student who wrote gibberish in his physics exam yesterday has said that he got his inspiration from “foreign text”. He told NTMN that he...

In the new feature called Snippets & Views, we present a short news story (“snippet”), and then put some questions for you. We encourage...

Kamaal Rashid Khan, a 21-year-old student in Delhi University, has told NTMN that he uses earphones even when there is no song playing. “I keep them...

February 8, 2032: The TV grab shows the ministers discussing. They were just pretending to watch porn, the media has said. In an incident that has left...