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Many of the innovations and inventions that we see around were first imagined by people like me. We writers and thinkers have the enormous responsibility of conceptualising ideas—big and small—and disseminating them for the benefit of humanity. Let me tell you that I have been highly ingenious since early childhood. I spend a great deal of time contemplating, ruminating, and evaluating new ideas for useful products, but when I share an idea with my family or friends, I usually find
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May 20, 2012
India to become a “cartoon-free” zone by 2020, as govt vows to root out cartoonism
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May 16, 2012
Scared by Idea ad with Abhishek Bachchan in Heaven, man chooses Hell as his after-death destination
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May 15, 2012
Inspired by Kareena’s Limca ad, state cricketer drinks Limca non-stop for two days
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May 8, 2012
Bridegroom Fair: Greedy parents find ‘legal’ way to get dowry, as costly grooms go for sale in Delhi
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May 7, 2012
5-yr term of govt set to be made ‘shorter’; new rule calls for fresh elections after just 100 scams
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May 5, 2012
Sourav Ganguly sits out of Kolkata–Pune IPL match, goes to childhood barber for haircut
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May 3, 2012
Govt plans to have dirt biking competitions, since Indian roads are “well-suited” for them
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April 29, 2012
Congress confused over where to nominate Poonam Pandey: Rajya Sabha or Rashtrapati Bhawan?
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April 25, 2012
Matrimonial website starts competitive exam to choose life-partner; toppers get scholarships for dowry
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April 22, 2012
New video shows BJP MLAs watching morphed sex video of Abhishek Manu Singhvi
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April 20, 2012
Man gang-bitten by wild dogs in Gurgaon; police blame him for wearing short clothes
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April 16, 2012
Mumbai Student Sues for Bad Conversation; Case Rejected
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April 13, 2012
The Chestnut Tree Café—Stop For a Snack to Stab Your Friend in the Back
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April 8, 2012
Just After IIT-JEE, Pune Students Rush to Get Ringside View of Cheerleaders At IPL Match
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April 6, 2012
Chetan Bhagat versus Baba Ramdev: Will Kapalbhati Revolutionise 2020?
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April 2, 2012
Boy Falls Into Dirty River Yamuna, Comes Out With Mutant Powers
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March 28, 2012
2 Samajwadi Party Men Arrested For Eve-Teasing the Real Mayawati, Mistaking Her for a Statue
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March 24, 2012
After 4 Days of Street-Fight, Both Fighting Men Forget Why They Started Fighting
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March 23, 2012
Kapil Sibal: Bonus marks for girls in IIMs can cause rise in male infanticide in future
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March 10, 2012
Revealed: The Two Chogas of Indian Politics
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March 9, 2012
[NTMN Election Analysis] All That Paid Off In The Business of Polls
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March 3, 2012
Student who wrote gibberish in exam, says he got inspired from foreign textbooks
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February 23, 2012
This guy admits he uses earphones even if there are no songs playing, just to look cool
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February 13, 2012
Khurshid: Sonia cried at the death of terrorists after 2001 Parliament attack; Digvijay denies
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February 10, 2012
3 Karnataka Ministers Caught Talking About Issues While Rest of the Assembly Watches Porn
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February 9, 2012
Chocolate Day: Shiv Sena punishes youth eating chocolate like in the Cadbury Silk advertisement
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February 7, 2012
Fresh Indo-Pak peace talks to begin soon, after Pakistan beat England 3–0
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February 5, 2012
Rahul Gandhi Forms The Chronic Bachelors Brigade for Others Like Him
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January 27, 2012
Terrorists cancel bomb blast plans, after very few Indians bother to turn up at Republic Day functions
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January 21, 2012
Celebs start using the products they endorse, end up badly affected
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January 18, 2012
After Wikipedia blackout, students convince teacher to postpone project submission deadline
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January 15, 2012
New start-up by IIT alumnus to help couples get the most awesome IITian sperms
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January 11, 2012
Narendra Modi dumps BJP, joins Congress to earn secular tag without having to be secular
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January 10, 2012
VHP activists express demand to measure chiknahat of Chikni Chameli
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January 9, 2012
Mysterious Message from the Future Creates Buzz on the Internet
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January 6, 2012
South Delhi Girls Create Explosion of Words, 6 Injured; Several Report Hearing Loss
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January 4, 2012
For Whom The Bell Tolls: Mayawati Invites Grooms for Marriage
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December 29, 2011
Pakistan bans flash mobs
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December 27, 2011
Student Found With Working Brain Even After 4 Years of Engineering, Scientists Call It A Miracle
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December 26, 2011
What celebs have to say about the End of the World
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December 24, 2011
Anna–PM kiss on Benetton X-mas Special Unhate ad; nation stunned
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December 22, 2011
Maids copyright their names, fearing Bollywood item numbers might use them next
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December 21, 2011
We do the same thing that you do in your fests: Scamster Uncle Writes to College Students
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December 17, 2011
How to get your friend request accepted by that girl — a B.Flirt. degree coming soon
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December 14, 2011
Youth suggests elusive God Particle could be inside Sachin Tendulkar
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December 12, 2011
Google dedicates doodle to Rajinikanth on his birthday
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December 12, 2011
All problems disappear on Rajinikanth`s birthday; Indians celebrate, PM found awake
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December 8, 2011
Sheila Dikshit spends a day as ordinary Delhi woman, city men leave her dumbfounded
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December 6, 2011
Kapil Sibal Shares His Pain: All That Has Not Been Said Yet
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November 24, 2011
Out of news for long, frustrated Rakhi Sawant jumps into borewell
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November 11, 2011
Gilani sent dialogue guidelines to Manmohan before meeting at SAARC summit
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November 4, 2011
Digvijay Singh accuses Sonia, Manmohan of being RSS agents
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November 1, 2011
Passenger with both legs in air defies gravity, manages to hold on to crowded DTC bus
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October 29, 2011
Heavy metal band resorts to vandalism after audience fails to turn up at concert for 4 hours
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October 28, 2011
Kasab to run for elections, cites tainted CVs of Indian ministers as inspiration
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October 27, 2011
On Diwali, PM bursts bomb at Red Fort to symbolise end of problems, announces new UPA reforms
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October 25, 2011
Shah Rukh Khan throws chappals at Team Anna for promotion of Ra.One
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October 24, 2011
[Movie Poster] This Diwali, Ra.One has competition from movie featuring superhero Mayawati the Dictator
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October 19, 2011
Unhappy with key members leaving, Anna Hazare quits Team Anna
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