In a dramatic incident, a hero and savior of Indian culture was provoked to rape by a shameless girl who tried to malign the Indian tradition by wearing western clothing, shockingly a half sleeve T shirt and tight skinny jeans. Speaking to the press, the Maha-Purush said that it was so heart rendering to see Bharatiya Sabhyata getting murdered that his inner self couldn’t help but commit that heroic act. He also said that this wasn’t the first time that he resorted to such heroism and had been active in this noble profession for quite a while. To which the enthusiastic and inspired politicians and high ranking police officials, who were present to encourage the honorable Rapist, cheered endlessly.
Government officials present in the conference announced that the country is highly indebted to the great man and recommended him for the Bravery award. Encouraging the youth to continue the legacy, the officials said that all those who dare to westernize our Pavitra society should be dealt in the same manner and the rapists should be compensated for putting in such efforts. Also saying that such acts shouldn’t go unnoticed and other such unsung heroes and their brave acts should be brought to light so as to motivate and encourage other potential rapists.
Speaking to the press, the ruling party spokesperson said that the party is looking forward to the brave man’s entry into politics and the party would be honored to sign him up. Will this brave act motivate our young men to follow the footsteps of this savior or will the shameless and coward protests of some senseless rats against this brave act prevail, we will have to wait and watch.