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By Apr 16, 2013 • The 150-Word Report

A man has sent shockwaves around after failing to rape a woman even minutes after watching porn. The Delhi resident—who fits into the modern definition of “potential rapist”—didn’t realize that it was a young woman who he saw on the road after leaving home today. Avinash’s roommate reported that he had watched a pornographic clip before leaving home, but surprisingly, the woman escaped unscathed. A judicial inquiry has been constituted to investigate how on earth someone who watches porn can really be a non-rapist.

“I had been watching porn for personal purposes only,” clarifies the innocent Avinash—unable to understand what the fuss is all about. “I did see the woman there… but she wasn’t asking for it, was she! I didn’t feel any wish to even ogle at her,” says the unusually sensible man, who also listens to Honey Singh songs, thus fulfilling all known criteria of being a potential rapist.

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