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[Columns] 15 February: When the reality of Valentine’s Day strikes

Everything comes back to normal on February 15, after we have spent big bucks on fancy dinners and gifts that aren’t of any great use (I mean...

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A guide on what to do and what NOT to do this Valentine’s Day!

All you committed people out there, you must be feeling all smug and satisfied and whatnot, just because after years of trials and embarrassments, you...

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In unusual market trend, rakhi sales shoot up as Valentine’s Day approaches

Shopkeepers across the nation have been left dumbfounded this Valentine’s season. Never before in the history of this day has such a phenomenon been...

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Ahead of Valentine’s Day, young couple commits suicide after failing to get any privacy

Two suicides were reported in Thane last night. A young couple, Kishore (20) and Sheela (19) (names changed), were found dead in a hotel room. Investigations...

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Chocolate Day: Shiv Sena punishes youth eating chocolate like in the Cadbury Silk advertisement

Just as speculations about what they will be up to this Valentine’s Day were beginning to rise, the Shiv Sena has come up with something new and...

This Valentine’s Day, Sri Ram Sene will wear pink chaddis that they received last year

Kumbh Mela, Haridwar: Ever wondered what the Sri Ram Sene members did with the excessive flooding of chaddis (underwear) from their courier boys and postmen last Valentine’s Day? If the “devoutly Indian” hooligan group is to be believed, they are going to flaunt those chaddis in a cocktail party on Valentine’s Eve night at their headquarters. Known...