Pratul Bagri, June 30, 2015

Standing firmly behind her wrong beliefs, a professional mother is under the illusion that her son doesn’t smoke or drink in college.

Projecting her laughable views about her own son towards the reporter, Mrs. Dipti Kumar said that her son would “never ever” touch cigarettes and alcohol.

Unable to accept that her son is the biggest charsi on the campus, Mrs. Kumar trusts her son’s ability to keep his debauchery hidden from her. “My son is a saint,” said the ill-informed mother. “He even keeps a matchbox with him all the time for emergency poojas.”

Good grades = Good morals

Deepak Kumar, the son, whose daily breakfast include choti gold flake and leftover Old Monk from night before, is quite proud of misleading his family. “Like any other family, my mother equates good morals to good grades,” said Deepak.

“As long as I maintain my GPA, I am a pandit,” he says.

Deepak is also a proud owner of new respiratory and liver diseases. He is quite pleased to achieve all this at such a young age.